No sense beating around the bush (haha, pun intended), so we'll just come right out and say it: "Why don't women have special names for their vaginas?"
In a hilarious video, vlogger Arielle Scarcella and fellow YouTube celebrity ElloSteph tackle the all important topic of "Empowering Names for your Vagina."
Think of it this way, little boys grow up giving their little weenies special names. And let's not even broach the subject of what grown men call their buddies. You'd think they were all born with the 8th Wonder of the World. Don't they know EVERY guy has one?
It's our turn.
Gone are the days where the only nicknames for our special parts were the ones men give them. Because they're all terrible.
Introducing....THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS. Isn't that so much better than...oh, we can't even bring ourselves to write some of the names men call it.
Watch the entire video here, but make sure you're not at work. Just sayin'.