It's Pink. So Buy It: Limited Edition Stand-Up Paddleboard

Have you seen anything like this?  Oh, to have this board AND be a bad-ass Paddler?  (Wait, is that even what they are called?  Surfers are to Surfboards as Paddlers are to Paddleboards...Hmmm.  Something doesn't seem exactly right). 

Ok, fine.  So I don't even know what people who paddleboard are called.  I'm a paddleboard wannabe (cover face in shame!)  But I don't care.  I'm buying this board just to have in my room.  *Swoon*.

xo, Box Intimates